10. She's independent
Sume org xmo jadi baby-sit tuk gf dia. Once in a while, nk kasik bahu tuk meraung2 boley lerr.... tapi kalo dat gurl tu xley nk function tanpa ko dan selalu jek nak kepit2 ngan ko, maknanyer dia akan wat ko lemas dan rimas... pastu sendiri mo ingat la kan...
On the other hand, if dat gurl tu has her very own personality and opinions, can stand on her own 2 feet, both financially and emotionally, dan able to enjoy time away from you tapi dalam masa yang sama masih rindu ko maksudnye dia memang gf yang superb!
p/s: independentkah dia??
9. She's intelligent
Aku malas ahh nak cakapkan... tapi routine seorang bimbo gets real old, real fast. Selain menjadi orang yang selalu conqure everything, you'll find yourself trying to figure out ape kejadah yang dia sebenarnyer pikir behind those glazed eyes of hers atau dia tu sebenarnye ade akal ke tak??!
Seorang gurl yang intelligent will constantly surprise ko and keep you on your toes. Dia xakan bagik ko bored dengan dia.... Besides, it's nice kalo kita boley talk about something daripada asyik cakap pasal sex or just lame flirting.
p/s: dia memang bimbo!!
8. She's sexual
A great girlfriend mestilah sexually compatible dengan ko. Sebagai contoh, kalo ko into S&M and dia plak more into "fluffy lingerie" type, maka jadiknyer problem + masalah!! Korang berdua mesti la kena sama kapal or, at least, she has to be willing to wear leather and use a whip from time to time. Wow!! Kinkynyer.....??!
Of course, ini bukan bermaksud dia has to know all the right moves straight away; it simply means that korang berdua have an undeniable attraction toward each other, and boley communicate your desires verbally (or with physical cues). It is important that you please each other in the bedroom, or on top of the dryer... whatever the case may be.
p/s: ermmm... yang ni aku rasa bimbo tu advance kot!
7. She's beautiful
Aku tau menda ni penting, this one is kind of obvious, but important nonetheless. Gf yang superb will not only want to look good for you, but also for herself. She should always look her best and be well put together.... matching lingerie is a definite plus.
Ko kena proud to have her dalam dakapan ko and enjoy the sight of her in any light. Dan ini bukan la bermaksud gurl to kena jadik clone Heidi Klum plakkan!! Remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so kalo ko igt dia juz cantik luaran jek... jangan lupe tengok gak kencantikan dalaman dia... sumtimes sorang pompuan tu memang cantik cam PELAKON tapi dalaman dia cam HAMPEH!! so lu pikir la sendiri...
p/s: cam kenal jek org yang ditembak ni??
6. She respects you
Dat gurl mesti la respek ko. Maksudnyer dia dengar cakap ko, even kekadang tu dia xberapa nak setuju ngan ape yang ko cakap. And, of course, dia xpenah tries nak kuang hajo ke atau memperkotak katikkan ko dalam ape jua bentuk atau kondisi.
Gf yang superb xakan sekali2 cause scenes in public or in front of your friends and family, and will always wait to discuss matters dengan ko in private. Kalo dia respek ko... chances are that she will behave in a tactful and diplomatic manner in most situations, which is definitely a good thing.
p/s: dia tu respek ko ke?? wallahualambissawab.....
5. She lets you be a man
Do not... aku ulang sejuta kali.... do not get involved ngan pompuan yang cube2 try nak ko eat cottage cheese and fruit for breakfast and insists that you give up poker night with the guys. Ko akan end up resenting her more than you can imagine.... A good gf akan biarkan ko jadik diri ko yang sebenarnyer. Kalo dia mmg superb gf dia akan support ko ape jugak ko yang nak buat.
Dia kena understand yang laki ngan pompuan tu memang different and should allow ko jadik diri ko yang sebenarnyer. Sama seperti ko xakan halang dia pegi shopping ngan her best girlfriend... dia jugak xley nak halang ko kuar ngan kengkawan ko.
p/s: dia jadikkan ko laki ke atau dia da berubah menjadik laki skang ni??
4. She's nagless
There is nothing worse than a nag! Kalo gf ko tu memang superb dia tau biler masa dia nak meletop! Dia tau when to speak up and when to let it slide. Ko sure xnak gf yang bagik ko hidup cam dalam nerakakan hanya sebab menda2 tochik nonet!!
However, kalo korang stay together gether and ko plak kuar sepanjang malam without calling her, and dia plak redha jek, then ko setting up diri ko for disaster. This is a situation that nobody would let slide — not even a great gf.
p/s: im sure dat bimbo mmg suke bebel... kejadian smlm menjadi saksinyerrrr.....
3. She gets along with friends and family
A great gf will not only help your mom in the kitchen, listen to your dad's stories and hang out with your friends, but she will enjoy it. She'll make a real effort to get to know and love the most important people in your life. Dan dia xakan cube2 nak ko tinggalkan ko punyer best buds.
Dia akan jadik org yang simpati biler adik ko ade probs and suggest that you guys bawak dia kuar to cheer him up. Not only that, but your friends won't roll their eyes and moan when you mention that she'll be joining you guys when she gets off work (yes, women like this do exist).
p/s: bab2 ni memang bimbo tu pandai.... but samada dia tu membosankan atau x...?? dat one im not so sure...
2. She loves you
Kalo ko da jumper gurl yang cinta ko kerana diri ko yang sebenar dan bukannye cube menjadik seseorang yang berlawanan dengan diri ko yang sebenar, maksudnye ko perlu berdamping ngan dat gurl. Gurl yang xpenah cube untuk mengubah diri ko mendaik orang lain memang susah nak carik. Of coz, all women have their slightly annoying habits that their mate has to contend with, but if she really loves you, dia akan berusaha tuk cope with these.
Another way to know if she really loves you is by observing the way dia tgok ko dan treats ko tiap2 hari.... If the sight of you doesn't seem to faze her either way... and dia cam xkesah aper yang ko cakap... dia mungkin jual mahal atau pun dia juz anggap ko sama jek cam lelaki2 yang dia kenal.... But if a surprise visit or phone call from you makes her light up, there's no denying that she loves you....
p/s: ermmm mula2 jek la... pastu haram!
1. She makes you want to be a better man
Stop making that face... any man who has a great gf or wife will tell you that she makes him want to be a better man.... Dia xperlu luahkan atau buat aper2... it just is that way.... If you suddenly feel bad about how you treated your sister or find yourself trying to get your finances in order, you might want to think about your motivation for doing so. It could be love....
p/s: i think the bimbo mmg meant for the rich guy... becoz both of them r stupid and blind!
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Sherif!!!!!!! Shot that bimbo!
hahahhaha.... sherif labu!!! ;D
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