feel like to kill sumone!!

ermmm... naper la lelaki ni suke sangat buat perempuan2 baik menangis.... kalo da dasar lelaki jahat naper xcarik pompuan jahat jek... naper suke carik pompuan baik tuk dijadikan gf atau bini.... lepas tu torture cam xde perasaan...

dan pompuan ni plak bukan ley tgk lelaki poket tebal sket.... xkira la laki tu mude ke atau da tahap rumah kata pergi kubur kata mari pun still gak nk ngendeng... dasar pompuan murahan...!!! kaki kikis... yang laki plak gatai miang.. xsedar diri tu nak kene kikis.... aku memang benci tul makhluk Allah yang sebegini... eloknyer dua2 puak ni aku bogelkan dan rejam ngan batu...!!!

xpe aunty u be strong ok... i will help u as i can... we will alwiz be there for u... kalo aku dapat GRO tu siap la dia... aku bogelkan... ikat kat pokok... lepaskan semut api bebanyak biar dia kene geget sampai mati!!! xpun langgar ngan bulldozer sampai lempeng!! baru puas ati aku.... kalo dasar BIMBO without brain layanan dia camtu jek!!

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SeCrEt SiNgLe BeHaVioUr ReVeaLed!

Pernahkah anda melakukan sesuatu yang agak pelik hanya disebabkan anda seorang single... dan anda biasa melakukannya sewaktu tiada orang disekeliling anda.... Mari kita lihat adakah research yang dibuat ini ada kena mengena dengan anda yang single.... Jangan tekejut ok... some of the acts... aku pun wat gak kat umah... hehehhe shhhh... jangan bgtau sesapa tau!! ='p

Dance Fever
Adakah anda suke dance like a madwoman dalam bedroom or living room, siap ngan kicks and twirls. Kekadang tu sampai abih terlanggar sume menda sampai pecah sewaktu anda membuat praktis tarian giler anda.....

Rub a Dub Dub
Selepas mandi... ape yang anda biasa lakukan?? Adakah anda akan menyapu lotion sebanyak2nye... xkira la samada anda juz sukekan smell dia atau pun syiok rubbing yourself!

Buon Appetito
Adakah anda suke menyanyi lagu opera while cooking... or at least menyanyi lagu rox dan pretend andalah pengganti Ella atau Amy Search pada masa depan...

Catwoman
Suke bercakap ngan kucing... Jiran anda pasti menyangka anda mempunyai ramai adik beradik atau pun mempunyai tetamu di rumah!

Camera Ready
Do u like to put on a lot of makeup, do crazy things to your hair, and take photos of yourself looking really good.... ermmm pose..pose..klik!!

Kitchen Confidential
Adakah anda suke bangun di tengah malam, park yourself by the fridge and have some dessert. And by "some" I mean a few slices of cake.... heheheh delicious!

The Multitasker
Adakah anda suke paint your toenails and wax your legs with a facial mask on while watching TV! If anyone saw you, they'd probably laugh hysterically... or run away scared

Closet Case
Ohhhh i really like dis part! Adakah anda suke sgt melaram depan cermin besar saiz anda yang tergantung di bilik anda... try baju itu melaram baju ini... mismatchkan sume clothes for absolutely no reason at all.....

Bedroom Boredom
Adakah anda suke tido di sofa berbanding di bilik anda sendiri??

All-Day Sundae
Errrmm..... Eat only ice cream all day long, until you finish the entire container??


p/s: Jika sumer ini atau sebahagian dari character ini anda biasa lakukannya di rumah... maka anda memang tergolong dalam golongan single and dis is the rite time for you to mingle around....

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Jambu VS So..so.. gurl!

do u know who's this guy....?? have u ever seen him sumwhere?? ermmm..... tetttttt....!!! guess not!!! hahahhaha.... actually he used to be my soooo call bf.... kononnyer la.... tapi nak wat camnerkan si julia xde stail (bak kata huda... ala2 julia stiles xjadik) tu da kebas...!! but nape ek... aku da bagi my adam ni pun she still feel insecure ngan aku.... hahahha... wat a paranoid gurl!!! hey beb... listen to my fuckin advice!! if u want his love... u must be confident wif urself first... if not jangan mimpi la nk dapat adam tu..... banyak lagik gurl yang beratur nak dapatkan dia ok.... BEST WOMEN WINS!!

ADAM...ermm.... let me tell you a lil bit bout him... he nice lookin guy... mmg hansem.... bak cakap org... mamat jambu siot... anak tan sri... ambitious... bz kind of guy.... social life....?? SUPERB!!! successfull contractor.... super duper rich... got aura... very romantic and seductive! sape yang pandang dia sure jatuh chenta punyer!! da la cakap suke tentang mata... bak kata adam menggoda la konon.... hahahha.....tu baru tgk pic belom lagik kalo bertentang mata secara realiti.... ermmm silap2 mau hilang virgin!! itu la adam..... ermmmm.... oh lupe!! adam minat GNR... same as me! ;-)

jeng..jeng..jeng.... ini adalah aku.... sape AKU?? sorang pompuan yang kasar dan gemarkan outdoor activity... aku suke giler ngan muzik... terutama underground band.... seorang yang sempoi walaupun agak high maintenance dalam bergaya... u've got to be clever in shopping babeh.... and be a trendsetter and NOT a trend follower!! ladies... boyish outlook... you name it i've got it...!! xperlu terlalu seksi dalam berpakaian kerana aku memang naturally seksi... seksi tu very subjektif.... bukan dr segi pemakaian sajek tapi cara penampilan.. ur character... body language... the way u think.. u speak.. kalo pakai seksi2 sgt nanti org cakap aku BIMBO plak...?! sexy without brain.... adeh!!! xsesuai.... aku very updated wif everything... fashion... music... current awareness... accept for politics matters... ewwwww.... they are so damn pretender...!!! very blunt while talking... lurus bendul... giler2 tapi bukan giler yerrrr... sux when lying.. sure kantoi punyer!! happy go lucky kind of gurl... always positive in watever i do... kekadang cepat gak give up nyer..... friendly and cheerful... not to forget cool and cute... dats me!!

soooooooooooooooooo....... da tengokkan....?? ADAM and ME??? ermm... are we really meant for each others.... ermmm... guess not?? ADAM like pretty women..... aku ni xpretty... AKU minat bad boy outlook... adam plak mamat jambu.... hahahhaa.... tu belom masuk lagik family background memasing.... wayyyy tooo different beb!! but bak kata HUDA ikan dilaut asam didarat dalam periuk bertemu jugak... if he really JODOH yang ALLAH tentukan wat aku pasti kami akan bersatu.... will see... tgu sehingga end of this year.... wats the ending of this cindefuckerella story.... ermmm..... hopefully everything is goin juz fine.... ;-)

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centre of the attention...

ermmmm... pagi tadik waktu aku mandi tetibe aku tepikir nk wat keje giler.... hehehhe.... besa la aku... full of surprises although i hate people giving me surprises....

arini aku terasa cam nak pakai len dr yang len sket... sket jek xbanyak pung... so aku decide nk pakai my light grey trouser.. wif white "raoul" shirt.. "raoul" ok.. dun play2!! ish sejak biler plak jadik design signature conscious ni... huhuhu... erm plus my silk batik scarf pemberian mama... ikat di leher... wah so classic outlook....

ermmm.... aku da rasa len macam ni.... cam pelik pun ader gak.. coz selama ni aku hanya ikat 'key" jek kat leher... xpenah plak pakai scarf... sooooo feminine... nevermind la... juz try and error... lagipun aku mmg terkenal ngan pesyen2 pelik aku kat skoolkan...?? so wat the heck?!

ceh... sampai jek kat skool sume org pandang aku cam aku ni naked plak... lantak p kat dorg la... dgn kondifennyer aku pun melangkah masuk ke lebri letak sume stuffs... aku trus turun staff briefing... tau da lambat... heheh tapi briefing xstart lagik.... masuk2 jek... michelle da pandang aku semcam.... adeh!!! cam nk kena smash jek ngan dia rini....

tetibe... michelle bersore.... "afza, you look much prettier from day to day... compared to first you attend in sri nobel... your outlook today very lovely and elegant.... first your hair.. and now your attire... you look so fresh and nice!!" perghhhh..... dan2 tu sumer mata pandang ke arah aku.... adeh malunyer aku!!! terasa muke aku terus merah... walaupun pipi aku mmg da merah ngan blusher.... michelle ni pun satu kot yer pun nk puji xpayah la dalam staff briefing... kuat plak tu.... adus... malu den!!

da tu tetibe plak dia announce besday baby for october.... aku pun termasuk gak la.... ermmm lagik bertambah glamer seglamer ikan gelamer la aku arini... kuang kuang kuang.... =)

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what he's thinking? love or lust?

So how can you tell the difference between lust and love? Here are a few tips to help you sort things out.

It's lust if...

You're totally focused on her looks and body
Even before you know her name, you're already fantasizing about what she looks like naked and what it would be like to have sex with her.

You don't care about anything she has to say
You make excuses not to spend time with her, except for sex. And if she asks you for a favor, you tell her you're too busy. But if you have to be with her and not have sex, she gets on your nerves and you find yourself fantasizing about other women.

You only want to be with her to have sex
It wouldn't make a difference to you if you never had a conversation with her. Furthermore, you don't bother to return her calls promptly and you can easily go for days without talking to her — until you get horny again.

She's your booty call
After you go out trolling for tail with your buddies on Friday night, you then call her at 1am for some drunken action. Ah, the booty call.

You leave after sex
After having sex with her, you look for the easiest way to leave. No cuddling, no breakfast the next morning, just "I gotta go

It's love if...

You have great chemistry
You get lost in your conversations, and the hours pass like minutes. You're more than willing to listen to her when she talks about her day. The chemistry between you is remarkable.

You find her beautiful
Even if you catch her with no makeup on and her hair pulled back while she's unclogging a toilet, she still looks beautiful to you.

You want to spend time with her
All you want to do is to be with her, whether you're having sex or not. Even if she tells you that sex will have to wait, you don't care.

You see a future together
You experience the strange feeling that your life would be totally empty without her. You tell your friends and family that she may be the one, and you're even thinking about marrying her.

You introduce her to your family
It becomes very important to you that your parents like her, and that she gets along with everyone close to you.

You include her in all your plans
Whether you're going out with your male friends or taking your dog for a walk, you want her there with you. And if she's not there, you can't get her off your mind and sneak off to give her a quick "I miss you" phone call. Of course, you don't tell your buddies.

You are more romantic
All of a sudden you find yourself listening to cheesy romantic songs and thinking of her. You send her flowers and love notes to work and set up romantic evenings and candlelit dinners at home.

You always take her side
If someone says anything even slightly disparaging about her, you immediately rise to her defense. Furthermore, in social gatherings, you always agree with her even if you disagree behind closed doors.

She makes you want to be a better man
She challenges and motivates you. She makes you happy, and you'd do anything to make her happy.

Gotta Love Lust

Lust is short-term fun; love is the long haul. Even though the two sometimes masquerade as each other, you should be able to tell the difference. The real trick is in deciding what you want, and that's up to you.

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